Funny Coffee Mugs for People Who Hate Morning Meetings
Gut Busters ApparelThere's a special kind of pain in an 8am meeting. The camera is on, your coffee hasn't kicked in, and someone just said "let's circle back" for the fourth time. You can't say what you're thinking, but your mug can.
Here are our favorite funny coffee mugs for people who hate morning meetings. Bring one to the next stand-up and let it do the talking.
1. Too Early For That Mug
The universal response to any agenda item before 9am. Shop the Too Early Mug →
2. Good Morning MotherF*cker Mug
A morning greeting with a little extra feeling behind it. Best kept out of frame on Zoom. Shop the Good Morning Mug →
3. Let's Get This Dread Mug
"Let's get this bread," but more honest about how Monday actually feels. Shop the Get This Dread Mug →
4. I'm Still Tired From Yesterday's Tired Mug
For the person whose meeting energy is permanently at 12%. Shop the Still Tired Mug →
5. Touch My Coffee I Dare You Mug
A clear warning for anyone who thinks the break room coffee is up for grabs. Shop the Touch My Coffee Mug →
6. Fuckoffee Mug
Two of your favorite things in one word: coffee, and telling people to leave you alone. Shop the Fuckoffee Mug →
7. Have A Great Day... Just Kidding Mug
Optimism with a twist. It's how most meeting kickoffs feel anyway. Shop the Just Kidding Mug →
8. I'll Be Choosing Violence Today Mug
A polite heads-up to whoever scheduled a 7:30am sync. Shop the Choosing Violence Mug →
9. It's Fine... I'm Fine Mug
What you say when the boss asks how your workload is. Shop the It's Fine Mug →
Morning Meeting Survival Tips
- Double up on coffee. A 15oz or 20oz mug is a survival tool, not a luxury.
- Strategic mug placement. Keep the spicy ones just out of webcam view, or right in it if you're brave.
- Cameras off when possible. Your face is saying everything the mug isn't.
Find your new favorite meeting companion in our full funny mug collection.