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Funny Ways to Say 'Per My Last Email' Without Getting Fired

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"Per my last email" is three words that carry the weight of a thousand sighs. It's polite on the surface and absolutely furious underneath. But if you use it too often, people start to catch on.

Here are funny alternatives that get the message across without getting you called into HR.

Funny Ways to Say "Per My Last Email"

  1. "As my previous email so beautifully explained..."
  2. "Just resurfacing this in case it got lost in the void."
  3. "Attaching my last email again for your viewing pleasure."
  4. "Not sure if you saw this, but I definitely sent it."
  5. "Bumping this to the top like a Reddit thread."
  6. "I believe the answer is in the email I sent on [date], at [time], with the subject line [subject]."
  7. "Circling back to my original circle."
  8. "In case my last email was too subtle..."
  9. "Refer to the document I already sent, which you surely read."
  10. "Happy to resend! Again!"
  11. "Re-forwarding for visibility (mine)."
  12. "I've highlighted the relevant part in yellow this time."
  13. "As stated in my last three emails..."
  14. "For the second time, with love."

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Polite in the email. Furious on the sticker. Balance. Shop the Rage Consumes Me Sticker →

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