Relatable Monday Morning Quotes for People Who Need More Coffee

Monday morning is not a time. It's a feeling. And that feeling is usually "why." Until the coffee kicks in, these quotes are the only thing that makes sense.

Relatable Monday Morning Quotes

• "Monday: the day my alarm and I stop being friends."
• "I'm not a morning person. I'm barely an afternoon person."
• "Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Friday now."
• "Coffee first. Adulting second."
• "My weekend went by faster than my Monday will."
• "Monday is proof that weekends are a scam."
• "I'm running on caffeine, sarcasm, and a little bit of rage."
• "Of all the days to be Monday, today's the worst."
• "I've been awake for 20 minutes and I'm already tired."
• "Monday, I'm going to need you to calm down."
• "Do not talk to me until I've had my coffee. Or after. Just don't."
• "Mondays are like a reboot. Everything is slow and nothing works."
• "Monday mood: dead inside but still caffeinated."
• "Rise and shine? How about rise and whine."
• "The only good thing about Monday is it's not Sunday night anymore."

Morning Coffee Mugs for Monday Survivors

Rise And Shine Cat Mug

The cat has the right idea about mornings, and it's not a good one. Shop the Rise And Shine Cat Mug →

Dead Inside But Still Caffeinated Mug

A cute ghost who gets it. Works every Monday of the year, not just in October. Shop the Dead Inside Mug →

Let's Get This Dread Mug

The Monday motivational speech nobody asked for, but everyone needed. Shop the Get This Dread Mug →

Fueled By Spite Mug

When coffee alone isn't enough, spite fills in the gap. Shop the Fueled By Spite Mug →

Have A Great Day... Just Kidding Mug

Monday optimism, in its most honest form. Shop the Just Kidding Mug →

How to Survive Monday

• Set out your coffee mug Sunday night. Future you will be grateful.
• Schedule nothing important before 10am.
• Find one coworker who hates Mondays as much as you. Commiserate.

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