Funny Camping Quotes & Camper Jokes for Outdoor Lovers
Gut Busters ApparelCamping is the only hobby where you pay money to sleep on the ground and call it relaxing. But there's nothing better than a campfire, a cold drink, and a bad joke. Here are funny camping quotes and camper jokes for your next trip.
Funny Camping Quotes
- "Home is where you park it."
- "I'm outdoorsy, in that I like drinking on patios."
- "Camping: where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person."
- "Happy camper, unless you wake me up before 9."
- "Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt."
- "I hate camping. Said no one around a campfire with s'mores."
- "Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for a bathroom."
- "The mountains are calling, and I must ignore my phone."
Camper Jokes for the Campfire
- Why don't mountains get cold? They wear snowcaps.
- What did the tree say to the camper? "Leaf me alone."
- Why did the camper bring a ladder? To reach the high-tension wires. (Okay, that one's bad.)
- What's Bigfoot's favorite camping food? Squatch-mallows.
- How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Cozy Hoodies for Chilly Nights
Bigfoot The Soft Giant Hoodie
The official mascot of the woods, now on a hoodie that's perfect for campfire nights. Shop the Bigfoot Hoodie →
Bigfoot The Soft Giant Sweatshirt
Prefer a crewneck? Same soft giant, earthy brown color. Shop the Bigfoot Sweatshirt →
Shut Up Liver Hoodie
For the camper who packed more beer than food. Shop the Shut Up Liver Hoodie →
Koozies for the Campsite
Bigfoot Koozie
Keep your eyes on the tree line. And your drink cold. Shop the Bigfoot Koozie →
Cryptids and Mythological Creatures Koozie
Perfect for telling spooky stories around the fire. Shop the Cryptids Koozie →
Mugs for Campfire Coffee
Hoot This Mug
An owl with attitude, for the early riser who hears every noise in the woods. Shop the Hoot This Mug →
Hootin' Leads To Hollerin' Mug
The truth about every campfire night that goes a little too late. Shop the Hootin' Mug →