Hilarious Craft Beer Sayings & Brewery Quotes

Craft beer people are a special breed. They can tell you the IBU of a hazy IPA, they own at least one flight paddle, and they've used the word "notes" to describe a beer with a straight face. We love them. Here are some sayings for them.

Hilarious Craft Beer Sayings

• "I'm hoppy to see you."
• "Hoppy hour is my favorite hour."
• "Beer is proof that God loves us." (Probably not a real quote. Still true.)
• "It's not a beer belly. It's a fuel tank for a craft beer machine."
• "I like my beer how I like my jokes: dark and bitter."
• "Ale-ways down for a pint."
• "Brew-tiful day for a beer."
• "Keep calm and drink local."
• "I only drink on days that end in 'y.'"
• "Malt does a body good."

Brewery Quotes for Your Captions

• "Tap into the good life."
• "Flight attendant (of beer flights)."
• "Sip happens."
• "This IPA tastes like grapefruit and bad decisions."
• "Brewery hopping is a sport, and I'm an athlete."

Tees for Your Next Brewery Crawl

My Drinking Shirt

The official uniform of the brewery taproom. Shop My Drinking Shirt →

I Support Day Drinking T-Shirt

Most breweries open at noon for a reason. Shop the Day Drinking Tee →

Got To Silly Goose T-Shirt

For the moment the third flight hits. Shop the Silly Goose Tee →

Koozies for Beer Lovers

The Word of the Day Is Beer Koozie

Every day, actually. Shop the Word of the Day Koozie →

It's Called a Beer Can, Not a Beer Can't Koozie

A motivational speech for your crowler. Shop the Beer Can't Koozie →

Breakfast of Champions Koozie

Coffee stouts count as breakfast. That's just science. Shop the Breakfast of Champions Koozie →

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