Funny Drinking Quotes & Captions for Your Next Lake Day
Gut Busters ApparelSun, water, a cooler full of drinks, and a group chat that'll be full of photos by sunset. A great lake day deserves a great caption. Here are funny drinking quotes and captions to use on your next trip, plus the gear to make it happen.
Funny Lake Day Captions
- "Lake hair, don't care."
- "Sun's out, buns floatin'."
- "Life's a beach. But this is a lake, so it's fine."
- "Currently: drinking on a floatie and ignoring my responsibilities."
- "Lake days are better than therapy. And cheaper."
- "I'm not drunk. I'm just lake-faced."
- "Salt-free and sun-kissed."
- "My blood type is lake water and light beer."
- "Lake mode: activated. Phone mode: deactivated."
- "Fishing for compliments and also bass."
- "Sunscreen first. Bad decisions second."
- "Don't worry, beach happy. Wait. Lake happy."
Funny Drinking Quotes
- "Hydrate or die-drate. Beer counts, right?"
- "Today's forecast: 100% chance of drinking on the dock."
- "Lakes are just big koozies for boats."
- "Pontoon? I barely know 'em."
Koozies for the Cooler
Crows Before Bros Koozie
A weird, wonderful koozie that always starts a conversation on the dock. Shop the Crows Before Bros Koozie →
Live Fast Eat Trash Koozie
Lake day lunch is usually chips and gas station hot dogs anyway. Shop the Live Fast Eat Trash Koozie →
Even Baddies Get Saddies Koozie
For when the sun goes down and you realize it's Sunday. Shop the Baddies Koozie →
Prestige Worldwide "Boats and Hoes" Koozie
Required by law on any boat. (Not really, but it should be.) Shop the Boats and Hoes Koozie →
Waterproof-Ready Stickers for Your Cooler or Bottle
Oh Lawd He Treadin' Sticker
For the friend who's been treading water (and drinks) for three hours. Shop the He Treadin' Sticker →
What If I'm Not Silly Enough Sticker
Lake day anxiety, solved by one more drink. Shop the Silly Enough Sticker →
First of All, I'm a Delight Sticker
Slap it on your cooler so everyone knows who brought the fun. Shop the I'm a Delight Sticker →