Relatable Quotes About Surviving Corporate America
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Relatable Corporate America Quotes
- "I'm not saying I hate my job, but I've started calling my paycheck 'hush money.'"
- "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
- "Every day I wake up and choose to go to work, which is basically choosing violence against myself."
- "My job is 10% work and 90% looking like I'm working."
- "I'm one 'quick sync' away from moving to the mountains."
- "We're not underpaid. We're 'passionate.'"
- "The light at the end of the tunnel is just another meeting."
- "I didn't choose the corporate life. Student loans chose it for me."
- "My retirement plan is winning the lottery. My backup plan is a dragon."
- "Pretending to be a functional adult since 9am."
- "Working hard or hardly working? Yes."
- "Employee of the month. Of the month of crying in the bathroom."
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