Antique Store Slut Sticker

Because some of us aren't just thrifters — we’re full-blown antique store sluts.

This holographic heart vinyl sticker is a sparkly declaration of your deep, carnal love for dusty treasures, vintage tchotchkes, and haunted furniture. Whether you’re prowling for a mismatched teacup or a cursed oil painting of a Victorian child, this one’s for you.

Stick it on your water bottle, laptop, or vintage mirror and let the world know: you brake for antique stores — and you don’t apologize for it.

✨ FEATURES:

• Holographic glitter finish on thick vinyl
• Approx. 3" die-cut heart shape
• Waterproof, weatherproof, and UV-resistant
• Safe for laptops, water bottles, journals, mirrors & more
• Handmade for maximalist baddies and collectors of weird sh*t

 PERFECT FOR:

• Thrift haulers, estate sale girlies, and vintage resellers
• Gift baskets for grandmacore, gothcottage, or old-money chaos
• Anyone who’s ever said “I just wanna look real quick” and left with a dresser